Thursday, August 25, 2011

Breaking News .,.,.$



A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. 


When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. 


A reporter was seeing all this. 


He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline will be *'local hero saves lady from a dog'*."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

Reporter "Ok, then the headline will be '*US citizen saves woman from a dog'"*.

Man: "Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".

Next day, the headline in the paper read........

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Breaking News: Terrorist attacks a local dog.



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Thanks and best regards,
 
Ŧ  Bath


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It's not your fault that you Born Poor.,.,.$
 
But if you die Poor then it's ONLY your fault .,.,.$

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