A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.
When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline will be *'local hero saves lady from a dog'*."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".
Reporter "Ok, then the headline will be '*US citizen saves woman from a dog'"*.
Man: "Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read........
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Breaking News: Terrorist attacks a local dog.
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