| Roles in Heaven: | Brahma | Systems Installation | | Vishnu | Systems Administration & Support | | Lakshmi | Finance and Accounts consultant | | Saraswati | Training and Knowledge Management | | Shiva | DBA (Crash Specialist) | | Ganesh | Quality Assuarance & Documentation | | Narada | Data transfer | | Yama | Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant | | Chitragupta | IDP & Personal Records | | Apsaras | Downloadable Viruses | | Devas | Mainframe Programmers | | Surya | Solaris Administrator | | Rakshasas | In house Hackers | | Ravan | Internet Explorer WWWF | | Lakshman | Support Software and Backup | | Hanuman | Linux/s390 | | Jatayu | Firewall | | Dronacharya | System Programmer | | Vishwamitra | Sr. Manager Projects | | Valmiki | Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) | | Krishna | SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) | | Arjun | Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) | | Abhimanyu | Trainee Programmer | | Draupadi | Motivation & Team building | | Bhima | Mainframe Legacy System | | Duryodhana | Microsoft product Written in VB | | Karna | Contract programmer | | Dhrutarashtra | Visual C++ | | Gandhari | Dreamweaver | | 100 Kauravas | Microsoft Service Packs and patches |
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It's not your fault that you born poor.,.,.$
But if you die poor then it's your fault .,.,.$
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