Mast Jokes

Mobile Ka Sab Se Jayada Fayda Kisne Uthaya?

Mobile Ka Sab Se Jayada Fayda India Ke Logo Ne Uthaya Hai.

Kyunki Ab Bathroom Mein Mombati Le Jane Ki Zaroorat Nahi Padti.

Biwi Ka Gussa Hamesha Ke Liye Kaise Shant Kare

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: "Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai"

Banta: "Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti"

Santa: "Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya?"

Banta Muskurate Hue: "Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti"

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Thanks and best regards,   Ŧ ♥ Bath

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It's not your fault that you Born Poor.,.,.$
 
But if you die Poor then it's ONLY your fault .,.,.$